Partly truth and partly fiction

A meme thing. Because if I spent all Saturday watching vids on YouTube-that would just be sad. Wouldn't it?

1. Can you cook?
Indeed
2. What was your dream growing up?
Don't know that I had one. To be a famous rock star writer actor I think.
3.What talent do you wish you had?
Play the piano
4. Favorite place?
Other than my couch, I presume. Clonakilty, Ireland
5. Favorite vegetable?
er-rather like them all, actually. Oh-NO! Corn on the cob, fresh picked, bought from a roadside stand on the hottest August day in Ohio
6. What was the last book you read?
Maurice by E.M. Forster
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Sagitarius
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
at one time I had two holes in my ears and one in my belly button (G-d, I was stupid). None now, I don't think
9. Worst Habit?
the occasional cigarette? the constant drink? my relentless pursuit of the Maltese Falcon?
10. N/A
11. What is your favorite sport?
curling
12. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
everyone that knows me knows I'm a motherfuckin' cockeyed optimist.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
have a panic attack because I'm claustrophobic and hate elevators
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I accepted an invitation to coffee when I was 17
15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
is there a fact about me that isn't odd? I own nearly 2 dozen pairs of shoes. I hate wearing shoes.
16. Do you have any pets?
I have a hairy, four-legged, snout faced child. No pets.
17. Do you know how to do the Macarena?
yep, it's like the 'Personal Jesus' only kickier
18. What time is it where you are now?
9:27pm
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
scary
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

my hair
21. Would you be a partner in crime or conscience?
I think I'd be the one breakin' the law. But conscience isn't my kind of thing.
22. What color eyes do you have?
brown. but if I was a character in a fanfic-they'd be coffee
23. Ever been arrested?
Yes. Courtesy of the decision from question 14
24. Bottle or Draft?
don't care. long as it's cold
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
pay off the credit cards, buy some new clothes, buy a Vespa (break my father's heart) book my trip to Ireland for the fall or maybe rather than the new clothes-put a down payment on a house
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
not really a bubble gum person
27. What's your favorite bar to hang at?
3 Crow

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
No convincing reason not to
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
fuck all
30. Do you swear a lot?
oh no. my mouth is as clean as Ivory soap
31. Biggest pet peeve?
stupid people
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
odd