Frat housin', keg tappin', shirt tuckin' , backslappin' haters of hippies like me

The terribly awesome idea that if I work at a shitty, no future job I should make the most of it. Which I did today, in a way I will not describe so as not to incriminate myself. Just to double plus cover my ass, it isn't illegal what I did. Or even a new thing. It just not very nice or considerate of others. So, it's exactly the sort of thing I'd do.

ANYWAY-allow me to be the last person in the country to recommend Borat. I laughed so hard that I felt deep, personal shame. The people of my country can't really be like that! Noooooo!!!!! But, OMG! It was so hilarious.
That is the sort of movie I don't recommend watching with your parents. Not that I think my parents wouldn't get the jokes, but I don't want them to. How's that for denial.

My dinner was unsatisfactory.

Idol voted off Antonella! How happy am I that I won't have to look at that skanky ho and listen to her bitchy "I'm not like anyone else on this show" blather. Yeah, you're not like anyone else. You can't sing and you're skeezy. HA! And Sundance is gone too! He bored me. Thought he was a lock for the win. You could tell by the smirks he was always casting. The only thing he should've done was sing the actual lyrics to "Jeremy" instead of editing it for TV. Burn those bridges, baby! Burn 'em!

Errrr....otherwise...ehhhhh....I got nothin'. The weather's nice. It's been in the 70s for 2 days and is looking to stay there. I've been taking my lunch in the park. That's nice.

Actual topic of conversation at work today (abridged)
Person 1: And he actually wanted to go to that Bonaroo last year! I told him hell no! Those people all laying with each other and doing drugs and pretendin' they're hippies! That time is over. There aren't hippies. Just fools.
Person 2: Those people are crazy. That's right. They just damn fools. Hippies were fools the first time around. Why relive that?
Lazyasshippie: *bites tongue*