don't it make you wanna smile?

"I've gotta new screen saver-it's Homer Simpson and he's floating on a background with Bart and Lisa behind him."
"My screensaver is Stephen Colbert vacuuming the American flag. "
"You're a dork."
"Ya think? So I'm suspecting you should try defragging yr C drive and cleaning yr temp files and running a spyware search.." (cut to me explaining in step by step detail from memory since I was making dinner at the time) "So, while you got that goin' ya wanna play a quick round of Dungeons and Dragons or Magic or somethin?"
"No my little nerd, I think yr doing enough magic just doing what you are."
"Alright-well, if you don't appreciate the real backbone of my skill set."
"Goodnight dear."
"Night, Ma."