Fuck me in the ass with a lit cigar*

Rosie is back in my possession. My credit card is no longer paid off-that was fun for the 12 hrs it lasted. Since I am so in debt that I will never get out of it I've decided that there are worse fates and I'm planning to survive nay, even thrive, on student loans and the buck-buck fifty I get each week from mailing out those letters. Let's face it-I'm in debt until I'm pushing up daisies this debt and shite is just part of how I support the American economy.
Did my taxes today. I'll be getting a refund of about 1 1/2 months wages so that should be enough for me to afford to live somewhere other than in a not paid for truck down by the Cumberland River. Yea for the ghetto wealth of February. Possibly the best part of February.
Didn't do anything else today, really. Being as how I"m a puss I rode the bus back to the garage instead of my bike. It was much more relaxing and my breathing remained normal. Regular breath is important to keep up my dilligence in pursuit of the cause of not passing out from lack of oxygen.
Uhm-do I have other news? Nah...I'm in debt forever and my truck shouldn't need much more work this week...oh---I remember, my electric bill is half what it was last month..now, I was out of town for about a week and a half but I doubt I will have such an experience as I did last month with the no money and the high bills and all..good times.

*this is the best expression I have heard since--asshat-- I think only dirtier and more graphic and so way better. no need to credit we know where I get all my inspiration.