I'm just a loner baby and now you've gotten in my way
Because I was told by everyone with whom I spoke that I should-I reported my landlady to the Dept. of Codes and Human Safety for having a dilapidated structure.
The points I mentioned:
1) There is a hole big enough for my head to fit through in the bathroom floor. She has seen this hole, my mom made a point of showing it to her. The Bitch told me to put a piece of wood or metal over it so whatever chewed its way through the floor couldn't get into the apartment.
2) The toilet is sinking into the floor. When she was told about this she sent her 90 year old deaf and semi-blind friend over with a screw driver to fix it. When he said he couldn't, she hired some people who brought a tube of caulk and caulked around the base of the toilet. They also added splash bars on the shower and told her the reason the toilet was sinking was because the shower/bathtub leaked. She then called me repeatedly to give me instructions on how to use a shower properly. Because the only possible way there could be a leak coming from a bathtub is if the shower curtain's open. Not because the bathtub is poorly installed or there's a problem with the plumbing. The toilet has also never flushed properly. It backs up ~1 x a week.
3) The whole never had hot water issue. Which is a pretty big one.
Now, I've also got a call in to Consumer Complaints. I'm going to bring up such important points as the ones mentioned above and the fact that she was discriminatory against my family and friends stating that she "didn't want that kind of person" around her house. Since not all my friends are white Christian females, I think I have a pretty good argument that she was acting in a bigoted manner.
I want my security deposit back. And I am going to do whatever it takes to get it.
She has absolutely no idea how capable I am of fucking with someone. I am very tired of being fucked with by that Stupid Bitch and by G-d I'm going to give her a taste of what she's been lucky enough as to avoid for the last three years.
The best part is that, as I understand the law, the inspector doesn't have to find that my complaints have merit (which they do-but SB is a professional slum lord-so I'm sure she knows ALL the loopholes). I have covered my ass by reporting her. I have stated that she called my requests for maintenance unreasonable. A landlord cannot call a request for basic repairs (such as having a floor that is free of gaping holes) unreasonable.
Oooh-baby----this is fun. It makes me feel like this:
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