MY landlady treats me like I don't pay my rent

I hope my stupid cunt of a landlady just up and dies.
Which is a bad thing to say, because she'll probably get hit by a truck.
Then everyone will blame me.
But I don't have the energy to actually run her over.
I just hope her stupid ass wanders out into traffic and gets herself killed.
Or, even better, someone notices she's a senile old bat who shouldn't be allowed to make decisions of any sort.

That would make me happy.

I wouldn't admit it out loud.
I'd deny it.
I'd pretend to feel bad that the world had lost a stupid, crazy bitch.
But, deep down, OK--- not so deep, I'd be thrilled that she was gone.

No one that dumb should be allowed to live.
To top it off-she's rude, too.
Stupid and rude.
Wow! That's a prize right there!
A good CHRISTIAN WOMAN!
SHE'S TRIED AND TRIED TO SAVE MY SOUL!
Fuck that.

Fuck her.

I am so sick of having to put up with her passive aggressive bullshit I could punch someone in the throat.

I should know better than to answer her calls. But Mum raised me to be the 'Bigger Person' That's what I'm trying to do.
She is so unbelievably stupid. I think I should get points for managing to not write "For: A MOTHERFUCKIN MORON" on my rent checks.