Stayin' Alive

What have you been up to, hippie?
Oh, just some stuff....
I think I'm getting out of the ghetto.
I think I have a new job.
I made fandomwank.
And organized a cyber lesbian candy orgy.
I know you're intested. Don't pretend you're not.
Not a life goal or anything, but it kinda rocks.
Did I mention I think I have a new job?
One that might bloody well mean a 33% raise.
I'd still be far from wealthy. But I have an idea where that extra money might go--

Me: The other day this chick drove by on a Vespa and I thought: "She is so sexy!" I want to be sexy like that.
Mum: Was she wearing a helmet?
Me: Yes! And it matched the scooter! Even sexier, yes?
Dad: Yeah. Hamburger is so hot!
Me: Not everyone that rides around on 2 wheels ends up plastered to the road.
Mum: It's such a short trip, though.

I'm very proud of this

It's just a way I've been keeping myself sane. But. I'm proud of it, just the same.
WARNING---it's kinda long. And not finished. And the link goes to Chapter 7. But you can get to all the other parts from there. Scroll up.
Don't let that stop you.
It's way uplifting. Trust me. It's renew your faith in humanity shit. Promise.