And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

Holy shit dudes! I was at the big ass mall today, spending money like I have it and I bought some hideous shoes. I only wear hideous shoes. It's a thing with me. Anyone that owns three pairs of green suede shoes is not a fan of tasteful footwear. These particular hideous shoes are dark green and beige. They're fairly tame. And I guess technically I know own four pairs of green suede shoes. ANYWAY-my point is, I paid $40 bones for these shoes and felt guilty about it. I'm not exactly a big participant in sport. I don't need expensive shoes. I just want them.
Apparently they're the brand new super ultra occurring over-priced shoe for the fashion conscious sucker.
I got a seriously good deal on these shoes. I'd never pay that much for them.
For the price of a pair of jeans, a blazer, 2 t-shirts (one screenprint, one not), a peasant top, a long sleeve shirt AND the shoes I could buy the shoes regular price.
WAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I rule.

Happy 4:20 hippies.
Hope you're in full fledged rocket man mode by now.