Stop my mind from wanderin'

An Open Letter to the Construction Crew Located Directly Over my Office,

I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!
I THINK I HAVE PERMANANT HEARING LOSS.
WHAT THE BLEEDING FUCK ARE YOU DOING? IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TEARING DOWN THE BUILDING! I'M WORKING IN THIS BUILDING! NOW WOULD BE A BAD TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN. WHAT WITH HOW I'M IN IT!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

I'M NOT YELLING! I'M NOT EVEN TALKING LOUD.

HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS YELLING?

WHAT?!

Other than that. I have nothing interesting to report.