I bet you're in the sideshow

Yesterday, I wrote some pr0n. A little meta crack pr0n cranked (heh, heh) out while I was waiting for the season premier of Degrassi. I'd had some beers and candy and was feeling brave, so I posted it. That story has gotten more reviews than stories I worked on for weeks on end.
That doesn't bother me. I think it's great.
I just wanted to share.

Today, I went out with plans to buy a DVD recorder. The one I was going to buy was analog something something and visually unsatisfactory. So, I decided not to buy it. I'm waiting to figure out if I'll need a new TV before I start buying electronics. AndI have good credit. I could invest in quality, attractive, electronics.

Since the reason I sold my body to science and subjected myself to the MRI OF DOOOOOM!!! wasn't going to give me instant gratification I decided to buy shit I didn't realize I needed. That usually means TV shows on DVD. DUDE! I freakin' love Quantum Leap. That show rocked. The image of the future was laughable though. The history and time travel parts make me happy in a particularly geeky way that only makes sense to other, similarly geekily inclined types. But seriously, DUDES! QUANTUM LEAP WAS FREAKIN' CAPSLOCK!

If the finale of Doctor Who takes any longer to get to me I might just go to England, make a friend, get myself invited to that person's flat, meet their flatmate, run out for some Indian take away and watch their DVR recording of The Last of the Timelords. It'll take less time.
Not that I'm excited or anything.
Freakin' Ten and Freakin' Jack being held captive by the Freakin' Master and Freakin' Martha has to save the world! AHHHH I can't stand the waiting!
Did I mention in a recent post that John Simm is the Master? I am in FanGirl heaven. John Simm-David Tennant-John Barrowman. Good Lord, could it get any hotter? Oh, yes it could-cuz Freema Aryeman's there to kick ass and take names.
SWOON.

I also bought a laundry rack today. I know. Exciting shit, for realz. How do I cope with that kind of stimulation? AND I had a curry for dinner. How I managed to avoid needing a tranquilizer is beyond me.

The landowning bitch didn't cross my path today. Tomorrow, I will shove a rent check into her door and hope she cashes it in less than the 2 weeks it took her half-witted ass last month. If she's not going to bother cashing my rent check, why should I bother paying her on time?

I feel like wathing another episode of Quantum Leap. But maybe I should get some sleep. Maybe when I wake up, there will be Who.