I sincerely miss those heavy metal bands

OK SRSLY you guyfs. I is tired and frustrated and there is no way in hellz that I will be able to get moved by next weekend at this rate.
Hell fire and brimstone! I don't even have a lease in writing. Just a word. I've been working my ballz off trying to get the place cleaned up and I could not have a place to live yet.
But I've given notice and said I'd be out of here.
So, I have to move by the 1st, wherever it is I do.

And tomorrow is Potterdamurung! DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS?
WAY FUCKIN' IMPORTANT DUDES!

The kitchen, living room and bedroom all look pretty good. Dirty, but painted and tarted up to look presentable.
As I understand it, the cleaning isn't all my responsibility.

The bathroom is a lot like my idea of torture.
I tried to be so tidy about it, but shit, it looks...well, like shit.
The purple is all wrong (too white, I can live with it but I wanted PURPLE!) and it isn't covering the primer as well as the can advertised that it would.
Then, despite all my care, it dripped and I didn't notice until too late and fuckin' hell. I was trying to be so NEAT! AND I FAILED!
I AM A FAIL-Y FAILING FAILURE WHO IS MADE OF 100% PURE AND NATURAL FAIL!!!!1

Makes me cranky.

I'm also covered in paint. It isn't pretty.

And again, I am nowhere near where I want to be in the packing process. It isn't going good.

I don't know how I'm going to work and pack and paint and everything else I need to do. This is all on me, that's the problem. Usually, I want it to be all on me, but I'm SO spoiled. I've always had someone to kick my butt and MAKE me work in situations like this. Ask Mik or Mum-they know how easily distracted I am. I'm the last person you want on your packing team. Hell, you've probably met me, you know. I see and shiny thing and I'm gone. Do you have any idea how many shiny things there are around here?

WAH! WAH! WHIMPER! Poor me! I am SO downtrodden! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?