Pick up the phone and just call me

Episode 295-in which our heroine buys a new phone and can't figure out how the hell to work the damn thing.
Which I did-$50 dammit. But it's purty and shiny and supposedly plays music.
I need to figure out how to get a swell ringtone. Tho I can't seem to locate Incarcerated or You Can't Always Get What You Want.
That brings the sad right there.
I am plying myself with caffeine to stay awake for RHPS. Dunno if I'm goign to make it-I am so damned boring I hate me.
And then there's this:
You are a miserable jerk.
That made my afternoon.
Now, I will soon be kicked out of the coffee house. So I will end this enlightening update.

ETA: I just spent WAY too much money to make "Teardrop" my ringtone. I mean, like more than a damn gallon of gas for G-d's sake.
But I'll always know when it's my phone that's ringing.
Unless I'm in a room full of people that are lame in the exact same way as I am.
Now, somebody needs to call me so I can enjoy the musical interlude.