Could you try to keep it down?

I have made the very well thought out decision that I will not do anything but possibly the rest of my laundry today.
Thanks for getting me drunk last night-it was fun while it lasted. Maybe I should have the ole hair of the dog that bit me.
Speaking of dogs-Mum seems to think that I need to do something with my time other than go to work and come home and walk the dog. She wants me to meet people and not be so "mean" I pointed out that I'm only mean to people that deserve it-like that guy that was stalking me through the library the last couple of days. She kept saying that I have to take chances-be friendly. Give the bald guy with glasses a chance. (Actual comment not just a theoretical phrase.)
She's just excited cuz the sister has a pleasant fellow at her side. Everyone needs one of those apparently. I have Coupland...but I think that is exactly the Mummy's point.
She's jealous of my new t-shirt and wants one for herself. Said something about being a pot smoking porn watching lazy ass hippie before I was even born.
So, yeah, I'm eating corn chips and sitting on a half stripped bed because I just totally dread having to fold the laundry so I'm putting off the actual washing of the sheets. Course, I have to do ssomething or I'll be wearing a retro pink sundress to work tomorrow.
Blah. No really, I mean it. It's cold. I don't want to do anything I have to go to the store to get stuff for dinner and since I was feeling ambitious for 15 seconds now I have to make the damn bed.
Mmmmmm....Noon beer.....