Got nothin to lose, Cuz there's nothin' to gain

No seriously. There are people at the halfway point of being beaten to death with sticks that are in less pain than I am right now. People participating in triathalons without having trained are not as tired as I am. Also I am tired and have a presentation on Monday. I work tomorrow, too. Employment is a motherfucker.
I'm so worn out I'm watching I Love Toys on VH1. That level of tired should be illegal. And my beer is WAY over in the fridge. That's like 5 feet from here. Christ.
What was I thinking? I'm too lazy for this shit.
A bunch of people were hired this week. The other girls (and the servers I was hired with are all female) are all 20-22. They have boyfriends and a few kids and life all figured out. One of the girls is such a loud ass bitch taking great pleasure in screaming even when loudness is unnecessary. I'm not saying I dislike her-I just wish she'd shut the fuck up. One thing I think I've learened about the younger generation is that they really like the sound of their own voices. While I certainly CAN be loud (put a couple three beers in me and you know what I mean) I don't make it a daily practice. Having heard my voice on tape I see no reason to subject everyone else in the same building to my unfortunate midwestern drawl. This is not the point of view held by the little girls I've met this week. They love Love LOVE the sound of their own voice and want nothing more than to share their shrill piercing calls with anyone in the county. And bossy! Wow are they bossy! Since I'm very not I just let them tell me what to do and say nothing-why bother-I just want to be left alone to do my job.
At the risk of pulling a Michael Scott I was listening to these kids today and I had a total Chris Rock flash:
"You goin out tonight?"
"Hell yeh! I gotta find a babysitter tho."
"Damn, well who watched yr kids when we were at the club last night?"

I'm sorry-but you got 4 kids and you went to the club on Fri and now you're going to the club on Sat? What the hell you doing goin to the club 2 nights in a row leaving your kids with a babysitter? I have no problem with girls goin' to the club-but be a mama dammit. What, did you have those kids because of some memo I didn't get about worldwide underpopulation? Jeezy Creezy.

Despite all this-otherwise, I'd call the first week thus far not too bad. I like it-people seem pretty decent. Except these guys keep talking like their hitting on me. One asked for my number so I tried to write it so it was hard to read and maybe he wouldn't call the right number. There has to be an easy way to brush guys off without actually coming out and saying "Sorry, I'm just not that into dick right now."
Course, that would shut them up.