Hey Schoolgirl in the Second Row

Now some of you may remember that in a recent post I made a certain person Dead to Me. Well, I'm afraid that I made a slight miscalculation. It would seem that the error was slightly more my own than previously thought. It would seem that I actually have very little likelihood of graduating in May (Short of one of those milagros the kids are into) because I was wrong about the number of credits needed to graduate. Um, right. That shoulda probably been something I would've noticed at some point before 2 MONTHS PRIOR TO GRADU-FUCKIN-ATION! Right-so that's a bit of a problem. I need three credits to finish my degree. The "path of least resistance" is to get an internship. This is fine-but I have to get a JOB. As if it isn't frightening enough that I have to acquire gainful employment I have to also come up with some kind of way to get an internship as well-so I can graduate. I'd give up, but I'm just such a difficult girl I can't let it lie. So now I have look for not 1-but 2 jobs. This makes me terribly annoyed. As I am fairly sure my resume blows and the likelihood of getting a paying gig that will work with an internship seems like a long shot. Awesome. That's just, like, wow. I'm struck dumb at how much this blows. But I am removing the offending party from Dead to Me (I realize that should be impossible-but it's my list dammit) to On Notice because she didn't need to tell everyone else in the program my business.
Good things about today-according to one report I looked nice-nay, very nice. That was very pleasant to hear. A lady likes to hear her efforts aren't going unnoticed. Also good about today is that everyone agrees that Coupland looks smashing in his neckerchief, tres dapper.