Now it's time for Monkey News! And Special Agent birthdays!

Lookie-a new template and blog title.
Exciting.
I'll probably change it in a couple of weeks or days. When I grow tired of it. But I needed a different look or vibe. Also, I am deliberately trying to get google hits---I should edit that last post so that my vitriol is less directed toward someone particular since my disguise was not good enough.
Here-I offer some humor. I may have had a shitty day (see previous post) but I feel it is my job to bring the funny to you-the reader, everyday.
Alright-humor:
I'm in class. Several people are in class-what with how it's class.
Prof: Blah, blah, blah midterm complete sentences blah, blah, intelligent people
Me: What about the exam written only in txt message speak?
Prof:What?
Me: You know, like "R U BZ? OMG I M BRD"
Prof: I haven't got that yet And you had to go and say something or I might've let it slide if you'd done it.

Me: Oh-my balls aren't nearly that big.
(nervous pause then laughter)
Prof: Ummm.
Me: Are you surprised?
Prof: A bit non-plussed.
Me: Oh. Haven't you met me?
Guy Next to Me: And if that offends you-don't watch the Aristocrats
Girl 2 people down: Wouldn't that be ovaries?
My opinion is that I have balls--people that know me have known for years that I have balls.

I'm trying to teach Coupland to dance or do his own version of a TV news. I think he's a total CNN personality type--he looks jaunty in his neckerchief (since neck sweat is the gravitas killer) Many people say I am evil for making him wear a sweater. But I think dogs in sweaters are beautiful things. We should get a St. Paddy's day outfit for him too so he is even more cute.

Did I have something else funny happen to me today?
Yeah, probably. But I'm drawing a blank...Let's see
woke up watched Golden Girls-Daily Show-Colbert-Golden Girls. Realized the Eddie Izzard video from the library was 2 days overdue. Went to the library-put in 2 apps for work there. Paid fines. Realized my drunken ordering of Eddie Izzard CDs and DVDs from Amazon could no longer be cancelled-decided there were worse fates than spending money I don't have on British Transvestites. Watched OLTL. During General Hospital released my inner transvestite by putting on eyeliner-decided I can't be TV cuz I'm a girl wearing makeup which is expected. Drove to school-listened to Ricky Gervais podcasts. Very funny stuff. Went to class. Came home. Drank wine. Watched Daily Show-Colbert-Golden Girls.
No...I can't think of anything I might've missed. OH-Little Dude got all bitchy repeatedly today. It was funny-because he thinks he's big but really the antithesis of big. When we went for a walk today he was being difficult and wanting to bother people and enforce his cuteness upon them so I picked him up and was carrying him down the street. Horrifying for all involved you would think. He reacted by going limp and laying his head against my chest. Freak.

FURTHERMORE: as a nerd I need to say this: today is Dana Scully's birthday. I regularly celebrate 10-13 and 11-21 but somehow managed to almost miss this. So-Happy Birthday Dana. Sure, you don't exist really-but I've been harboring a powerful girl crush (on Gillian Anderson too--I don't discriminate) for a way long time. So-on to a second bottle of red wine! Huzzah!