The only one I think I will miss....

This afternoon whilst carrying on my daily convo with the mommy I filled her in on a multitude of things. You know, cuz that much has happened in the 20 hours since last we spoke. One good thing to announce is that I might escape my current employment for a position with the same employer but one that will be new. And WDEM free. Which is really what we're looking for if we are going to be technical. Sometimes a burning building is exciting. Sometimes watching a car wreck can be a fascinating thing. But if you're in the building or if you're a passenger in the car it's in yr best interest to get out of there before she blows. This encapsulates my opinion. Save yourselves!
Course now I have people cranky at me because I'm "one of the few people I like around here" and my sense of humor is "one of the best things about being here." I feel strangely important in a sad way. Sorry girls, here's my number call me if yr at the Lipstick but I'm sorry I have this strange fondness for food and shelter that nudges me to transfer to a place that will keep me in these luxurious eminities. I'm weird like that.
My Da, in true Mike fashion was heard yelling something from across the room-he rarely wants to talk on the phone-
"What he say?"
"Daddy said: 'And yr not allowed to find a reason to hate someone if you transfer.'"
"Mommy, I love you and I'll talk to you soon give Daddy the phone I have to tell him seomthing..."
"Hello?"
"Yeh, Daddy I just want to tell you that I hate everybody and compared to me everybody sucks and they don't know and I work hard and everyone else is just pampered shitheads and I hate them and they can go to hell and they don't even know! And I'll hate them if I want so there ha!"
He exclaimed my sister's name. "Is that you? I thought I was talking to yr sister! How are you? Bitter as ever I see."
"Daddy! Dammit! I was being cranky!" I pouted.
"Runs in the family. Now, if you don't mind my pizza is getting cold. Love you."
"Stupid family with stupid mood swings love you too."