That's the story so far

If I should somehow manage to finagle the time off I am in Chicago for Memorial Day Weekend.
Or some town called Oak Forest. I've never heard of it but it's apparently on the outskirts of Chicago because the place is called Chicago Gaelic Park. Or maybe I am reading into things and just assuming that due to stuff like there is only one town in IL and that is Chicago I am imagining that this Irish festival is in said city. I don't know. But I am working on it and should I fail and not make it well never let it be said I didn't give it the old college try. I've already worked on the WDEM who wants to go to Pride Weekend at some beach. Well I want to go to Pride Weekend too-different kind of pride but it's just as awesome and the hookups are equally likely trust me. Not that I want to hook up-I just want some good old Irish fest fun some of the best times ever were had at Irish fests and around the Irish. I just want a break from all this Hillbillyness-I love it I do I do don't look at me that way stop it dammit! I am not complaining!
Don't I know someone lives in IL looking always for the craic? Or maybe again I am making stuff up and she isn't looking for the craic but if she is I am quite sure that that need would be well fulfilled by a day at the Irish fest with me. Nothin' says good times like an Irish fest with an Irish girl. Except if yr an Irish girl and you meet an Irish boy-yeh, well that's some other story is it not?
Oh feck all-I just want to go to the Chicago Irish Fest and for Sunday and Monday and call it a two day well needed vacation. Come on now-why not eh? I think I can't come up with a reason why not.
Have I said it recently? I'll say it again---WAH! oh WAH! It is SO HARD to be ME! BOO fuckin Hooo!