Try it-You'll Like It

Today I would like to tell you about my new addiction.
Now, I know that I have many addictions.
There's the drinking and the smoking the the whoring around.
All of these are true issues that a girl must deal with. (At least I only smoke on the most rare of occassions now so that's lovely don't you think.)
But ladies and germs-far worse than the other dillemas haunting my life I want to admit to you my fondness for: Annie's Naturals Goddess Dressing
As you can see nowhere on the label does it list "crack" as one of the ingredients. But since I've had this bottle in my possession I have been driven to find new and intrigueing uses for this evil topping. It's good on bread instead of butter, it tastes dandy in lieu of salsa on corn chips, it is a wonderful addition to broccoli and carrots. It's good to just drink like a delicious beverage. In fact I would probably eat it with a spoon as a soup. It's just fuckin good is all. I can't stop eating it. It's a fuckin drug I tell ya. It's going to be my downfall. Pretty soon I'm going to have to work extra hours just to buy dressing. I'll be pawning my belongings for dressing fixes. Eventually I will be homeless, scrounging in dumpsters behind the houses of known vegetarians and those concerned about the earth looking for empty bottles to lick clean.
There's no use fighting it-I've chased the dragon and he caught me.