The benefits of higher education

Actual text of an email from my Ivy League educated sister:
Hey freaky freak
it's the end uh the week
i got new digits cos i know how to liv it
up right
outta site
xxx-xxx-xxxx

I could remember it right away cos your birth year was in it so that's
good.

How you doin? Any cowboys?



Love m.

that-is just funny-I don't care who you are.