Case you weren't sure from whence the name came

Yesterday, on my way into work, I was having a really pissy mood fest. didn't want to be awake-didn't want to deal with people-I hate people, I just wanna sit in my apartment and listen to music and play in the yard- shite like that you know. Til I heard Conservative Christian Right Wing Republican Straight White American Males on the XM. Then I felt like all was right in the world in a totally left kinda way---


Conservative, Christian, right wing republican straight white american males
Gay bashin, black fearin, regional leaders of sales
Frat housing, keg tappin, shirt tuckin, back slappin haters of hippies like me
Tree huggin peace lovin porn watchin pot smokin lazy ass hippies like me

Tree huggin love makin Widespread diggin hippies like me
Skin color blinded conspiracy minded protestors of corporate greed
We who have nothing and most likely will 'til we all end up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian right wing Republican straight white American males

Diamonds and dogs boys and girls living together in two seperate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame looking for someone to blame

Diamonds and dogs boys and girls living together in two seperate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame
I know who I like to blame

Conservative Christian right wing Republican straight white American males
Soul savin, flag wavin, Rush lovin, land pavin, personal friends to the Quayles
Quite dilligently working so hard to keep teh free reigns of this democracy
From tree huggin, peace lovin, pot smokin, folksingin, barefootin, lazy ass hippies like me

Todd Snider Rules! (which in fact, is a Todd joke)