Update

Killing a few minutes at BookMan/BookWoman before seeing SWC I heard this:
(ding ding-door opens)
Girl 1: "Oh, I totally just fell in love with that guy!"
Girl 2: "He is so your type."
Girl 3: "You guys, I am way not into books. I'm leaving."
"irl 1 (I think) "God, I hate books. I can't even read a thing all summer. Let's go."

Inside, I died a little.

Funny-Funny-So wrong-HA HA! movie.
I laughed. A lot.
And wondered about what kind of person would attend a 4:30 showing of such a film on opening day.
Answer: about 3 guys in faded jeans, 2 confused looking women and a straight-gay might've made sense-couple in their mid-50s.
Oh yeah, and me.

Stopped for beer at Frugal McDoogals (to continue the stereotype fun started with the movie). Went up to the counter.
Me: "Hi."
Dude Behind the Counter "Hello."
We stare at each other for a few seconds. He scans the beer. Returns to staring at me.
DBC: "What are you, like 17?"
Me: (blinks) What?
DBC: "ID please."
Me: (pulls out ID) "I'm 29."
DBC: (looks at ID-looks again) "OK-thought you were trying to pull one over on me."
Me: "Right. No."

Then I stopped at Kroger and bought a pre-packaged curry. It wasn't too bad. But I'm still hungry after it. And I'm confused to report that the dog likes curries.