Houses of the Holy was a really bitchin' album

Let me go on the record for saying that redecorating is bullocks.
Teh suxors.
I am not enjoying myself.
If I ever meet the sainted Sandra I will kick her firmly in the shins and hit her on the head with an iron skillet for her half arsed wall patching and painting jobs and her taste in Godforsaken wallpaper.
What kind of mental disorder must she harbor to have called what she did to that kitchen wall 'painting'? (Now, I don't know that she did, but something was clearly done to the wall, and my guess is that she considered it a job well done.)
Since having time to notice how truly shite the walls of this place look (I'd been distracted since mid-2004 after all) I can finally realize what everyone that came to visit saw. It's a shithole. I have been scrubbing walls on a monthly basis and all I've succeeded in doing is take down the dangerously thin coat that seperates the drywall and me.
Who, I wonder, is crazier--my landlady or the woman that inhabited this tiny ass apartment for 14 years? My money is on the latter-since at least Ann has an excuse. Sandra must just be a freakin' looney.
Hmmm? Oh yes, Glass Houses. Indeed it isn't just an awesome Billy Joel album. True enough. Point taken. But I have integrated the madness into my charming persona and I'm not fucking hanging wallpaper with arsing mushrooms and watering cans as the main motif.
It's sunflowers, watermelons and grapes. Thank you very much.



Footnote on Emmy noms:
Much yea for Stephen Colberts multiple noms. He'll walk off with host and writing-everyone else can stay home.
Steve Carrell is the best of the lot in Lead Actor in a Comdedy.
But wha? No Jason Bateman? Dude's show is cancelled, if all the totally dumbass noms for Will and Grace and the West Wing (WHY? I want an anwer RIGHT NOW!) are any indication that's what the Emmy voters love the most.
Glad to see Denis Leary finally getting noticed for Rescue Me-he was great last year and deserves to win. He hasn't got a chance.
What the fuckity fuck fuck with the lack of kudos to Hugh Laurie? No, really-the fuck? Let me rephrase that-was I watching the same television as the voters? Did they get the GOOD episodes of Two and a Half Men and the AU crap episodes of House? Cuz, Charlie Sheen got a nod, and that's just wrong on toast right there.