Nice day to start again

Here it is, 24 June 2006.
I was supposed to be in a wedding today.
And the sister's former was supposed to, in a completely seperate event, get hitched this early summer's day as well.
No knots were tied today.
Not by anyone I know anyway.
Odd turn of events from far too many matrimonial ceremonies among persons with no right entering into the holy bonds to no such events taking place.
Since the wedding in which I was intended to participate featured an asshole cut from the same cloth as the sort that I was unfortunate enough to date in my youth I can say with no fear of debate that no one is sorry to see that event fail to take place.
As for the other one, I get the distinct impression only one person was interested in that shindig. It would have been funny as hell to see that take place-but only because I delight in the suffering caused by Big Shottery. But it didn't, saving my sister some amount of pain I guess. Or caused more and new different suffering.
I can't really say-since I'm anti-social and thus not that well versed on what to expect from relationships. Perhaps it's perfectly normal for your family to despise yr betrothed or for an OTP to be seperated by idealogy and/or a continent. As I said, I don't mess with that stuff. Not because I don't want to, but because I am not going to settle for some imaginationsless, straight jobbing, $9 haircut having, Star Wars action figure collecting, Drew Carey looking motherfucker.
For the record, I'm ok with Star Wars action figure collections or straight jobs or $9 haircuts provided the owner is good looking and creative and an individual.
Ahh well, no weddings today. Even Mik went back on her promise of marriage to Coupland--they had planned a small ceremony this afternoon. It was a grudge wedding anyway-don't tell Mr. Dog that. Course, he's forgot all about the ceremony. It's too hot for such frivolity. And his mistress is being annoying and refusing to turn on the AC.
For me the sum of this tale is that I do not have to appear in public wearing a lime green teadress and thus, there will be no photographs of me wearing a lime green tea dress and that is really the best thing to come out of this whole series of affairs.