This shit should be illegal...but it isn't....so here it is...

You are Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane. Some people say
you don't have a sense of humor. But they're
merely compensating for their own fears of
inadequacy brought on by a lack of education.


Which Cheers Character Are You?
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and since I truly have nothing like a life I took another quiz and got this


You are Lilith Sternin
Two words: Lighten Up! Your ass is so tight that
you could not stick a hairpin past your cheek.
Let your hair down and just relax because
things will be alright. Also, you could use
some inflection in your voice occasionally.


What Cheers character are you?
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Okay-one more time...this is so worthless...well, luckily there's no other worthless option---there are no other quizzes that are written in a level of undersatnding of the English language that is in line with minimal comprehension. Some of those teeny boppers on Quizilla need to get out more-or occassionally. And for me to say that-that's just deeply sad.
So unbelievably pitiful.