All I have to do is dream

Things I'll do if I ever get a decent job (in no particular order)
-Buy a 60gig iPod video
-Dance around the apartment to the soundtrack to Jesus Christ Superstar acting out all the roles simultaneously
-Buy 120+gig of external memory for the laptop
-Order cable internet
-Cancel the phone and the dial up
-Run through the neighborhood like Tommy in that scene from, Tommy (duh) shouting about how "I'm free" despite the obvious truth that I will have become an office drone
-Order a TiVo so that I can put Degrassi:the Next Generation, General Hospital, House and the Colbert Report on Season Ticket
-Send an email to one of my profs from the darkness that is the Department of Folk Studies at Western Kentucky University informing her/him that I'm gainfully employed without bending over and taking the ass-fuck that is working in the field of folklore (with an added note that MAW is to not be informed of my relative success-because I never fucking want to be one of 'her' students.)
-Treat A and G to dinner at the locale of their choice
-Laugh hysterically at the possibility that I might be able to live a semi-normal life until such time as I get bored or face some kind of shitty, job costing situation.