Runnin' With the Devil
So just how hard could it possibly be to flee the country?
That couple from Nashvegas that got caught in Columbus trying to get away from the law hired a CAB??
Call me crazy but wouldn't it be a lot easier to just get in yr car, drive to a Wal-Mart over in Switch Holler or some equally charming burb, switch plates with some unsuspecting schmo's Ford Taurus and carefully follow the speed limit until you've succesfully claimed you're on yr way to Canada for some "fishing and sightseeing."
How effin' hard is that?
Sure, you'll have to stop for gas once or twice on the way-here's a hint fleeing from the law people-don't act suspicious. Buy a Coke and a candy bar and wish the cashier a nice day. Don't spend yr whole time glancing around trying to find the security camera don't wear a trenchcoat in August don't be stupid.
Of course, if you weren't stupid you probably wouldn't be on the run from the law in the first place, would you?
Nevertheless, I bet if I was trying to flee the country I'd be able to get out without anyone getting suspiscious. Hell, I bet I could board a plane and head of England without anyone questioning it. Course, I don't plan to break any laws in order to try this out. I just plan to live with the theory that fugitives from justice are rarely as clever as Dr.Richard Kimble.
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